I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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