they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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