What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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