he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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