also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
