hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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