obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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