I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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