after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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