What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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