She's JV to your varsity
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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