I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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