..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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