doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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