Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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