Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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