Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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