Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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