He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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