Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.