I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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