their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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