I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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