so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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