so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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