Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We were destined to go to rehab together
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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