How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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