No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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