? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i will never coherently bang her
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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