Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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