Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
