my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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