Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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