drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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