i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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