i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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