Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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