Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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