Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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