Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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