and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.