sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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