i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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