I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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