u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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