Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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