Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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