I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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