There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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