Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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