sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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