i was born a porn star she said
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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