love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize