I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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